I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky
See how they run
I'm crying, 

I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down.

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

Expert textpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
Man, you should have seen them
Kcking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo

G'joob, G'joob, G'joob
G'joob, G'joob, G'joob

(Umpah, umpah, stick it up your jumper)
(Umpah, umpah, stick it up your jumper)
(Umpah, umpah, stick it up your jumper)
(Umpah, umpah, stick it up your jumper)

(Umpah, umpah, stick it up your jumper)
(Umpah, umpah, stick it up your jumper)
(Umpah, umpah, stick it up your jumper)
(Umpah, umpah, stick it up your jumper).....

